Who did you think i was?

thefrogman:

First time doing yoga by David Somerville [website]

First time doing yoga by David Somerville [website]

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

If you’re not feeding me, fucking me, or paying any of my bills then you can’t have an opinion on my life.

(via itonlygetsrealerr)

(Source: periodandbonerstories)

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

ridic0lous:

I want a girl to kiss my neck in the morning like this so bad.

I want a girl to kiss my neck in the morning like this so bad.

(Source: weheartit.com)

(Source: faeking)

anoxias:

hippist:

claustrophobically:

dancinginblood-andscars:

sexhilaration:

young leo is so fucking hot

Dem eyes though

id tap

fuccccccccccck me

Omg

hippist:

claustrophobically:

dancinginblood-andscars:

sexhilaration:

young leo is so fucking hot

Dem eyes though

id tap

fuccccccccccck me

Omg

laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

when someone hums quietly.

when my hair gets played with.

when someone whispers a story to me.

when someone traces my skin.

chloroform.

(Source: following-moons)

sapphire-desire:

♡lovely♡

sapphire-desire:

♡lovely ♡

(Source: brando-81)

neck kissing is really fucking hot though

(Source: ppowermuffgirls)